These are not alternative facts. This is a work of fiction.

The roots of a hallucinagenic trip under the feet of the blessed.

Warning: This story contains explicit language and a fictionalized version of a person that some people across the political divide get touchy about mentioning. They are the type of person that gets held in high regard when they may not deserse the exaltation. Please be advised and do not read if you are easily offended.